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A metal kitchen opening hours sign placed upright on a marble countertop between copper cookware against a brick wall.

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A screenshot showing a portion of the kitchen sign next to five black star ratings and a customer review.

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A metal kitchen opening hours sign mounted on a light gray wall next to a utensil holder.

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A metal kitchen opening hours sign sitting on a white counter next to a canister, small cup, and potted plant against white tiles.

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A metal kitchen opening hours sign sitting on a white counter next to a canister, small cup, and potted plant against white tiles.

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Two diagrams on a wooden surface showing mounting options, one with attached twine and pre-drilled holes, and one with four sticky foam pads.

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A close-up shot of the dark metal kitchen hours sign positioned between copper pots on a tiled surface.

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A close-up view of the metal kitchen hours sign hung on a light-colored refrigerator door.

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A rustic dark kitchen hours metal plaque hanging on a white shiplap wall in a cozy country kitchen setting.

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Funny Kitchen Rules Metal Sign – Vintage Farmhouse Wall Plaque

Price: £8.95
Size: Small 6 x 8 inches
Fixing: Adhesive pads
  • Free standard tracked delivery
  • A gift that raises a smile

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Description

A little humour for the heart of your home

Add character to your kitchen with this funny kitchen rules metal sign. Its vintage farmhouse style and playful kitchen opening hours and daily messages make it a cheerful addition to a kitchen or dining area, and a thoughtful gift for someone who loves a little humour in their home.

Hang it near the table and let it spark a smile over your morning cuppa or the next family meal.

Product details

  • Lightweight aluminium plaque with a printed design and high-gloss finish.
  • Weatherproof, rust and fade resistant for indoor or outdoor display.
  • Free standard tracked delivery.
  • Made to order, with usual processing within 1–2 days.

Choose your fixing option

  • Twine: two pre-drilled holes with brown rustic twine for decorative indoor hanging.
  • Adhesive pads: four self-adhesive, double-sided foam pads for drill-free mounting on a flat surface.
  • Corner holes: four pre-drilled holes for use with your own screws or nails.

Fixing materials are supplied loose for self-attachment. For best results with adhesive pads, use a clean, dry mounting surface. Select your preferred size and fixing option when ordering.